Me: If the Republicans win, I'll be so disappointed I might have to move to...
Friend: ...Canada.
Me: Or France.
Friend: The French hate us.
Me (pleading): Oh but we love them.
Friend (matter-of-factly): It'd be like junior high again.
--The New Yorker, David Sipress
For the most ridiculously easy (and American?) version of pain au chocolat, go here. Or maybe just watch this video and dream of wearing a white suit while buying bread on the beach in France. Looks just like heaven, doesn't it?
